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About Ducky

Ducky is a very unique and mysterious character in-deed. He was born 17 years ago in a small pond in Southern Mongolia. At the age of 2, he developed the hobbie of breeding Genderless Kittens and Legless Puppies, and sold them for profit. He was eventually caught by the cops, and deported. He then came to the United States. At the age of 11, he met the two best friends he'd ever met. One goes by the name of Gimpy the Melon Man. The other calls himself The Game Boy. At the age of 12, Ducky got in trouble with the FBI after they found him selling Genderless Kittens on the streets of New York. He has been on the run ever since then, living under various alias' such as "Alfonzo Matiato" and "Ishbu the Monkey God".