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Ducky's Cafe (http://ducky.faithweb.com)
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*WARNING*
The U.S. Supreme Court has considered the following document a threat to public safety. It has been known to cause brain damage, insanity, and a strange urge to throw metal chickens at postal workers. This document shall not be opened by any person, persons, chimpanzees, or street mimes with the only exceptions being those who have signed legal documents proving otherwise. We claim no responsibility for the loss of limbs, eyes, brain cells, or sanity. I Repeat: Do not open this document ever. Do not open this document at all, even if threatened with your life. The stability and fate of mankind could be torn like a sheet of paper should this Pandora's Box be opened. With my last breath, I urge all mankind to lock this vile literature in the blackest pits of Hell. Alas, the world was not meant for such a document...
*BEWARE*
*THE JUNK FILE IS COMING SOON*
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